Monday, March 28, 2011

Why I Hate Tax Time - by Henri

I decided today I don't like tax time. 

My Daddy talks to himself alot during this time of year and that kind of bothers me since I can't tell if he's talking to me or the federal government.  I hope its the federal government, 'cause I don't want him to talk to me that way.

Also, he seems like he's stuck on the computer too much.  I have to go over to him to make sure he's okay since his breathing is unsteady and I can tell his heart rate is irregular.

There's also papers all over the place and usually right where I need to walk.

He said I was not deductible - which might be a good thing since I am already lovable and adorable and his best friend.

I really don't want him to deduct me since if he did someone from the federal government might come and take me away if he used me as a deduction ... something about a government that is powerful enough to give you want you need is powerful enough to take everything you have.  That sounds wrong.

I hope he doesn't have to pay too much.  I worry about the good stew I get here and if Daddy has to pay alot I might not get homemade stew to eat.  I don't care for kibble and Science Diet or ProPlan.  I grew up on Purina Kennel Ration so I know about poverty for dogs.  That was a long time ago - maybe almost two years.

I brought him a stick today.  It was one I had worked on for awhile - I don't think he can handle the hard stuff right now, so I brought him one I had chewed on for a day.  I hope he uses it 'cause that boy needs to chew on something.

Anyway, that's what I think.

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